What is Cropsharting?
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The unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public space, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench left behind will either go unnoticed or be blamed upon some innocent, unsuspecting victim, but discovering instead that one has just shitted one's pants, thus putting oneself in a most awkward situtation, indeed.
Yo, I was at the mall with Shaniqua, when I suddenly had to fart like a
mo' fo' . I thought I'd be all James Bond-like and shit and just gocropdusting . But dayom, I ended up cropsharting instead...
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Someone who consumes so much alcohol that they pass out at random and fall down.
Kevin was so drunk, he fell out of his chair due to hi..
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A man, usually in his forties who frequents young hip clubs in search of women 25 and under. See cougar for more information.
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