Cropsharting

What is Cropsharting?


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The unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public space, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench left behind will either go unnoticed or be blamed upon some innocent, unsuspecting victim, but discovering instead that one has just shitted one's pants, thus putting oneself in a most awkward situtation, indeed.

Yo, I was at the mall with Shaniqua, when I suddenly had to fart like a mo' fo'. I thought I'd be all James Bond-like and shit and just go cropdusting. But dayom, I ended up cropsharting instead...

See cropdusting, fart, farting, shit, shitting


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