What is Cropsharting?
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The unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public space, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench left behind will either go unnoticed or be blamed upon some innocent, unsuspecting victim, but discovering instead that one has just shitted one's pants, thus putting oneself in a most awkward situtation, indeed.
Yo, I was at the mall with Shaniqua, when I suddenly had to fart like a
mo' fo' . I thought I'd be all James Bond-like and shit and just gocropdusting . But dayom, I ended up cropsharting instead...
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The act of contracting one or more STD(s) to purposefully infect a woman of great personal distaste.
James: "I hated her, so I tho..
