What is Croquaine?
1.
A combination of two fine (though sometimes elitist) pastimes: playing
1) Sir Reginald lost the game of croquaine because he was too coked up to get the ball through the wicket.
2) I don't play croquaine with Lord Byron anymore; last time he got pissed off when I sent his ball away and kicked my ass in a coked-out rage.
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2.
Playing croquet on cocaine
Wanna get into croquaine?
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