Crosby Sauce

What is Crosby Sauce?


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Crosby Sauce - Blue Gatorade that has Professional Hockey Player Sydney Crosby's face on the front of it. It is often referred to as Formula 87.

Crosby Sauce May or May not be Avaliable only in Canada

Its origins are said to be that of freshly squeezed blue whales (the candy...not the whale...don't be so MORBID).

Crosby Sauce can also be known as Crosby Juice.

Crosby Sauce is very refreshing and will keep you playing hockey as well as other physical activities for hours on end. I

t is also said that if you drink a lot of of Crosby Sauce you will become a HIGHLANDER.

Person 1: Have you tried that new

Crosby sauce?!

Person 2: It's sooo Good!

Person 3: I wish I had Crosby Sauce in my mouth...right...now.

Person 1 & 2 look at person 3 with concern.

See crosby, gatorade, highlander, juices


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