What is Cross Threaded?
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When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.
You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"
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6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.
Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g
1: What's time?
2: L..