Cross Threaded

What is Cross Threaded?


1.

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

See logjam, constipated, corndog, boulder


64

Random Words:

1. A Clockwork Orange is a book and movie with many different levels. The most obvious level is the theme of violence and 'ultra-viol..
1. To ejaculate onto a specific area. "...i am going to impeage all up in your momma's hair." See cum, splooge, jizz, ejac..
1. The Doctor is the last of his race, the Timelords, which was destroyed in the Time War. He was born in Gallifrey and travels through tim..