What is Cross Threaded?
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When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.
You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"
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Mixing ants from two different colonies onto one ant mound. Usually done with a stick after destroying two mounds in close proximity.
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The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.
That woman is such a guacamol..
