What is Cross Threaded?
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When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.
You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"
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