What is Crot?
1.
English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.
'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'
2.
cunt rot: when one is so annoying, up them selves, and a pain in the arse, so much so that when you look at them you think of a rotting cunt.
my manager is a real crot.
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3.
Something you do to a small hole, most often someones ass, a clogging action. As in to fill the provided space with a substance.
That gay dude got Peter really drunk and then crotted his bum, the poor kid hasn't been the same since.
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