What is Crotch Art?
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The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation.
Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.
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Things that guys like unless there gay. Other words used to
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when a pool cue is inserted into a womans ass then put deeper and deeper until she shouts "YAHTZEE!"
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