What is Crotch Art?
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The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation.
Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.
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Random Words:
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the act of swinging your dick around like a helicopter blade then slowly but at the same time smacking the shit out of one's face.
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