Crotch Art

What is Crotch Art?


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The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark

Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.

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