What is Crotch Art?
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The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation.
Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.
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A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.
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Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.
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