What is Crotch Art?
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The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation.
Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.
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anal sex without the use of any sort of lube.
i often partake in firebunging your mom.
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The position in a game of big money 'Chase The Ace' in which the poor feckin eejit has an upturned King to his left and an Ace..
