What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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The device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.
JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink..
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Penis, cock
Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss?
I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck.
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