What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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its the bit that likes to hang around between a blokes legs, between his balls and his bellybutton, unless he's weird and deformed ..
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Similar to the thesis of Godwin's Law, but with the exception of reference to Nazi's, feces is the centerpiece.
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