What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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To be applied incorrectly as to damage or missuse.
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To perform a tongue tornado all you have to do is find her clitoris(which is just at the top of the slit) and at first slowly and progre..
