What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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A town in the thumb of Michiganknown for it's jocks who try to act like scenesters.
Run by a group of emos.
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The Asian equivalent of the Blue Man Group. Not to be confused with a Yellow Man Grope, which is just nasty.
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