What is Crotch Bark?
1.
The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
See
Random Words:
1.
A badass mother fucker you don't want to mess with.
Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the ..
1.
The invisible, unspoken barrier that prevents you from playing with the luscious engorged breasts of an otherwise flat-chested woman for..
1.
A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack w..
