What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.
Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea..
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something that is awesome or in the awesome category
your profile song is of the awesomeness dude !!
See awesome, cool, rad, sweet..
