What is Crotch Bark?
1.
The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
See
Random Words:
1.
sex move; two gay guys one laying down on an angle (head on floor) and the other sits on the dick (of the guy laying down) and pisses in..
1.
the married guy
Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you..
