What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.
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(adj) Being at the peak of sex appeal level.
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To have a glorified mullet
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