Crotch Bark

What is Crotch Bark?


1.

The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.

Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.

See crunchy, zwanker, delicious, charlotte


47

Random Words:

1. Much better than a Patrol That Patrol has no hope up against the Landcruiser See landcruiser, toyota, nissan, 4wd, offroad 2. a piec..
1. A trendsetting, hip, and lovable person that aspires to be a geek, or works in a geek position. Usually refers to someone who has taken ..
1. 1. The act of beating someone with an inflatable peanut after having been wallopped with a smorgasbord of woopshnit. "Jamal mishpo..