What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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you think that you are sexy
That guy thinks he's hotter that he is. He's narcissexy.
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A female police officer.
Wez got a dickless tracy tryin to pull us over...
