What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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Furious and uncontrollably violent outburst usually associated with grounds staff or other related professions.
And so Onions went on a..
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To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.
Here's your sandwich hippie...
