What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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A car with lots of space, especially in the back seat. It's great for having funand getting laidin.
Hey, lets go have sex in my ca..
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a very trashy phrase used only by the leetest.
Turtle says to Dukey, "Care to Bang?"
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