What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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The female eqivalent of "Blue Balls"
Dude, I was bangin' my girlfriend and I gave her blue tubes!
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"o'l merry eyes" adjoriginated 2007 english
Derived from an old myth of a hansome young science teacher, this term is us..
