What is Crotch Bark?
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The crusty residue left from intercourse, usually after having sex with a zwanker. Look out for this chestnut brown crunchy substance that sprouts from the vulva at bamboo growing speed.
Oh no, the doctor says my flaring case of crotch bark is gonna last the weekend.
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A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission
James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out..
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a term used to describe guys too shy or nervous to talk to the girl they find attractive.
(from Harold and Kumar)
Kumar: Hey look it&a..
