What is Crotch Bat?
1.
A spoof NERF toy for hitting others in the crotch. About the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. Originated in one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.
It's new! It's fun! It's crotch bat!
2.
A toy created by NERF that was quite short lived. The point of the toy was to whack the other people in the crotch.
Lets go play with our crotch bats.