Crotch Broom

What is Crotch Broom?


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Commonly known as a mustache, refers to the sweeping motion made as it grazes the vagina during cunnilingus. Also helps brush aside annoying panty lint.

Frank sure went to town on Irma with his crotch broom last night.

See pornstache, mustache ride, cunning linguist, oral sex, peach fuzz


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