Crotch Burner

What is Crotch Burner?

A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.

The new PowerBooks are extremely fast but unfortunately that makes them terrible crotch burners.

Fitch-minster

1. The Greater Fitchburg Leominster Area located in Worcester County, Massachusetts. Dude I went to Fitch-Minster the other day! See fitc..

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke

1. A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Le..

Awesomeist

1. Awesomeist. A word used commonly as if to say 'you're the most awesome!'. Founded by Erica & Nicky, Inc. Nee-Ko-Wah..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crotch Burner Edit Meaning