What is Crotch Candy?
1.
a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe
timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.
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2.
The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be
I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of
fugly .
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3.
When you're eating candy while sitting down and drop a piece in your crotch and still eat it anyway, that is crotch candy.
In the car:
Billy: Hey Timmy, you dropped some of that candy in your crotch.
Timmy looks down, sees the candy, and eats it.
Timmy: Man, that was some good crotch candy!
Billy: Hey, make me some!
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