What is Crotch Cannibal?
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A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.
Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..
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A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.
That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..