What is Crotch Cannibal?
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A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.
Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..
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A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.
That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.
Random Words:
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Intense embarassment leading to self hatred and loathing.
While trying to impress a hot chick Daniel sharted in his pants which lead to..
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Equal to zero.
"How many times did Kelly mention my name?" -Zack
"Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zippity do da!" -Screech..