Crotch Chocolate

What is Crotch Chocolate?

WHEN WOMEN WIPE FROM BACK TO FRONT AND LATER IN THE DAY GO TO PEE AND WHEN THEY WIPE THE PAPER IS BROWN

" DAMN I GOTTA PEE...OH SHIT I GOT CROTCH CHOCOLATE"

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1. when a choclate chip falls on a friend's lap so they set it aside, and ends up being eaten by the unknowing other friend

Friend who set it aside: Well why did you leave??

Friend who ate it: Well I had CROTCH CHOCOLATE in my mouth!

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Eta

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Zebra

1. TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra. Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them. 2. A person who is ha..

All Jammed Up

1. 1. To be constipated. 2. To be messed up or f'd up, or to mess with someone "I need to take a shit, I am all jammed up!"..

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