Crotch Coffee

What is Crotch Coffee?

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!

Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

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