Crotch Cookies

What is Crotch Cookies?

a batch of cookies baked with pubic hairs; cookies that have been rubbed against your crotch preferably having obtained a few pubic hairs.

Go eat CROTCH COOKIES !!;

Manny: You want some cookies *tee hee*

Francisco: Sure *munch, munch*

Francisco: They taste weird . . . what do they have in them?

Manny: My pubes.;

Johnathan: Let's serve crotch cookies to Mr. Speno.

Jamon: Why?

Johnathan: Because i hate his bitch ass!

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