What is Crotch Cookies?
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a batch of cookies baked with pubic hairs; cookies that have been rubbed against your crotch preferably having obtained a few pubic hairs.
Go eat CROTCH COOKIES !!;
Manny: You want some cookies *tee hee*
Francisco: Sure *munch, munch*
Francisco: They taste weird . . . what do they have in them?
Manny: My pubes.;
Johnathan: Let's serve crotch cookies to Mr. Speno.
Jamon: Why?
Johnathan: Because i hate his bitch ass!
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