Crotch Cracker

What is Crotch Cracker?


1.

A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.

Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!

She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.

Also:

Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.

That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!

See crotch, cracker, block, ass, friend, drunk, sex


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