What is Crotch Crickets?
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A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.
The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
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crabs
Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets
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3.
crabs, pubic lice
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4.
Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).
Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.
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Bugs in your underwear
Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.
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slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area
Justin has crotch crickets.
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A slang term used to describe the sexually transmitted infection formally known as pubic lice. These "critters" inhabit the pubic region and can cause mild to severe discomfort.
Dude #1: Yo broski let's grind on some pussy tonight at our favorite bar
Dude #2: Man careful a lot of those skanks have crotch crickets I found them crawling all over my bed the next morning
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