Crotch Crickets

What is Crotch Crickets?


1.

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

See moon doggie

2.

crabs

Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets

See yul

3.

crabs, pubic lice

See shawn

4.

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

5.

Bugs in your underwear

crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

6.

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

See crabs, lice, justin, std, pubic lice

7.

A slang term used to describe the sexually transmitted infection formally known as pubic lice. These "critters" inhabit the pubic region and can cause mild to severe discomfort.

Dude #1: Yo broski let's grind on some pussy tonight at our favorite bar

Dude #2: Man careful a lot of those skanks have crotch crickets I found them crawling all over my bed the next morning

See critters, pubic lice, pubes, hairy, skank, nasty


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