Crotch Crooner

What is Crotch Crooner?

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

See sex, nail, screw, tap, serenade, ballad

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