Crotch Crooner

What is Crotch Crooner?

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

See sex, nail, screw, tap, serenade, ballad

Eating A Pear

1. Yet another term for masturbation. Svetlana: What's up? You: Just eating a pear. Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have ..

Optimystical

1. A mental state of being incredibly optimistic in the face of overwhelming odds. Calling upon all the Powers of Mystical Nature, God, ..

W00f

1. Exclamation. Props given out by a l337 d0g. Timmy: I just own3d that guy who was going around ganking n00bs. Fido: w00f. See bark, wo..

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