Crotch Crooner

What is Crotch Crooner?

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

See sex, nail, screw, tap, serenade, ballad

Virginities

1. Often mistyped as "virginity". If you're a /b/tard, you would have lost this long ago. Probably to a helpless, pre-teen ..

Oppie With An Eye

1. an police helicopter (oppie) with a search beam oh my god that oppie with an eye is up to something See oppie, helicopter, chopper..

Sloppy Sally

1. being hit in the face with used tampon, my girl was on the rag and she was being a b*tch so i gave her a sloppy sally See blood, tampo..

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