What is Crotch Crumbs?
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The toilet paper crumbs that seem to attach themselves to your pubic hairs after wiping. They live in there and fall out at a later date, i.e. shower, next bathroom break.
I heard this chick in the girls' bathroom bitchin' about her crotch crumbs...she needs to clean that shit up down there !
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2.
another name for genital crabs. Also a name for subway crumbs that fall in one's crotch
Stop throwing your crotch crumbs at my face!
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3.
The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.
Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!
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