What is Crotch Cuddlers?
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Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."
Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers
Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.
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A person who is, has or does take part in activities that are illegal and filthy.
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