Crotch Cuddlers

What is Crotch Cuddlers?


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Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1

Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!

Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2

Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.

Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

See crotch, cuddler, cuddle, pants


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