Crotch Custard

What is Crotch Custard?


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Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.


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