What is Crotch Dropping?
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A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.
Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.
"Beth took advantage of her company's maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping"
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The holes in your skull which contain the eyes.
She always secretes fluid from her ocular sockets at weddings...