Crotch

What is Crotch?


1.

1. Another name for groinal area.

2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. Act of shoving something in your crotch

<A> My crotch is itchy.

<A> There's a whole in the crotch of my pants

<A> I crotched the drugs.

2.

What Michael Jacksongrabs with a simultaneous pelvic thrust and emphatic, falsetto, "Ooooooooooow!".

The King of Pop grabbed his crotch so hard he turned himself into a woman.

3.

To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.

Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!

4.

the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.

The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!

5.

(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.

We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.

See crotch, thighs, fast food, car, drink, mcdonalds, fries

6.

a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.

"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"

"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."

See crotch, soda, pop, drink, holder

7.

To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.

I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?

See decrotch, gear, jellies, mule


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