What is Crotch Flakes?
1.
The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.
"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."
"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."
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2.
dandruff found in and around the genitals.
It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?
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Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped ..
