Crotch Foam

What is Crotch Foam?

The best sex I've ever had.

She just THINKS it was inadvertent!

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When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.

Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.

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Eatzer

1. Suburban slang for the word "pizza". Code talk for pizza. Dog, lemme get a piece of that eatzer. I'm bout to merk this ..

Safe Zoning

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Stoopmonkey

1. this is a person who congregates on their "stoop" leading up stairs to their shack. This occurs normally in poor neighborhoods..

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