Crotch Food

What is Crotch Food?

Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.)

"Tony, get your hand away from my vitals."

"Dude, it's okay; it's crotch food."

See crotch, food, popcorn, thighs, vitals

Bits of food that drop into your lap/crotch whilst your eating something.

S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:

"Hey C check it out crotch food!"

"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"

See food, crumbs, leftovers, sandwhich

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