What is Crotch Food?
1.
Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.)
"Tony, get your hand away from my vitals."
"Dude, it's okay; it's crotch food."
See
2.
Bits of food that drop into your lap/crotch whilst your eating something.
S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"
See
Random Words:
1.
To rapidly slow down or stop a moving vehicle by mashing down the brake pedal. So named because of the tires skidding when done in a car..
1.
a) The way one lives.
b) Minor disagreement that could upset a "beneficiary" of the solution.
Let's keep our modus vive..
1.
1) Playing the bass so low that you can rest the bottom on it on your sack.
2) Having your face shoved across concrete or the ground un..
