What is Crotch Fruit?
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A pregnant woman's baby.
Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.
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An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
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A guy so lazy that he won't get up from his sleep even if the house was on fire.
" Yo Narcoslept !! Gather your shit and lets..
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A person's (hopefully a man's) goatee.
Phil is trying to grow a nut duster.
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A small patch of hair on a mans ch..
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When your getting off with sum1 and just decide to lift ur leg up round them
makes the kiss more sexualage
omggg emma had pure leggage..
