What is Crotch Fruit?
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A pregnant woman's baby.
Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.
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An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
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The face chicks get when they see something or someone that they feel they're too good for. It usually consists of cringing the no..
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When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
My anus wont stop bleeding!
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My friend Derek.He realiz..
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the act of committing vaginal suicide
man that chic was so ugly i committed komatwassy.
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