Crotch Furnace

What is Crotch Furnace?

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.

This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.

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Quick Shit

1. when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. ..

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