Crotch Gremlins

What is Crotch Gremlins?


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Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?

Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.


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