What is Crotch Gremlins?
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Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.
Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
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