What is Crotch Hawk?
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A person, usually female, who often checks out the bulge in mens' pants when in mixed company. A crotch hawk always knows when someone's fly is open.
"My friend Melanie is such a crotch hawk...I don't think her eyes ever get above the waist."
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A two-headed monster found hiding in a lair somewhere in the University of Essex.
Both heads believe in Constitutive Antagonism and wil..