Crotch Hockey

What is Crotch Hockey?


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A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

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