Crotch Hoppers

What is Crotch Hoppers?

Crab-like creatures that infest ones scrotum and cause severe itching.

Dude, my crotch hoppers were wild last night.

Vag Tap

1. Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina. Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her. See Jon..

Posterior Pillager

1. A sacker of the backer. The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men l..

Nut Shaft

1. A weiner. its what ur mom sucks on blake has a small nut shaft. See weiner, fuck stick, dick, your mom..

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