Crotch Hunter

What is Crotch Hunter?

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The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.

I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*

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