What is Crotch Hunter?
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The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.
I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*
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Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk
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when you are home alone and you feel like watching p-ron you whip out your ying-yang six and scooby scap
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The entire Asian continent
It's no wonder with the overpopulation why they have that one child per couple law!
See overpopulation..
