What is Crotch Hunter?
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The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.
I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*
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describing or characterized by an impressive failure
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when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter
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