What is Crotch Hunter?
1.
The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.
I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*
See
Random Words:
1.
A disease caused by fucking; i.e., a venereal disease or STD.
I caught like nineteen fuckdiseases from that hooker in Atlantic City.
S..
1.
A black girl's hair when it's pulled back into a rushed ponytail.
I didn't have time to do her hair this morning, so she..
1.
The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in chu..