What is Crotch Lion?
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A dandelion that has landed on the crotch of an unsuspecting victim (naturally or unnaturally) who, needless to say, looks ridiculous and sometimes festive.
Crotch lions generally have a negative connotation and can be quite embarrassing.
What were you doing while I was asleep? Why do I have so many crotch lions!?
Why didn't you tell me I had crotch lions? I hope no one saw them.
Dude, I totally just crotch lioned you!
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Random Words:
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joking around /just kidding
hey wanna hang outsome time..
..indeed i would!
dude im just banging the bink-c you homo.
See ferrari..
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This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley..
