Crotch Lobster

What is Crotch Lobster?

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.

Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.

See crotch, lobster, dong, bj

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