What is Crotch Lobster?
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Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs
OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters
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The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.
Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
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one of the best alanis songs that practically bitch-slaps her ex for fucking up their relationship cause he couldn't keep it in his..
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A Shower.
plain and simple.
i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.
but he's been too lazy to define it on..
