What is Crotch Lobster?
1.
Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs
OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters
2.
The dong of someone with red hair and pubes.
Morgan: I heard that while Dylan was in Taiwan, someone ate his crotch lobster.
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