Crotch Lock

What is Crotch Lock?


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When you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are the only person you should be fucking.

Hot, sexy, attractive woman: Hey, you want some?

Guy: Sorry, I've got a crotch lock.

See faithful, whore, crotchlock, sex


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