What is Crotch Mileage?
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A metric to determine if a woman is
The chick I'm dating seems like
wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
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An act of shitting on someones face and letting it stay till it hardens, then taking it off and putting in the freezer for later use, wh..
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Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.
"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
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