Crotch Mileage

What is Crotch Mileage?


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A metric to determine if a woman is wifeymaterial. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.

The chick I'm dating seems like wifeymaterial, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.

See easy, loose, whoreish


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