What is Crotch Mileage?
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A metric to determine if a woman is
The chick I'm dating seems like
wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
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Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.
Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.
See unexplained bacon..