What is Crotch Mileage?
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A metric to determine if a woman is
The chick I'm dating seems like
wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
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Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.
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To be swindled, tricked, or otherwise deceived in a monetary transaction (most likely committed by a jew).
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