What is Crotch Mileage?
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A metric to determine if a woman is
The chick I'm dating seems like
wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
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being overly ridiculous
Juan was eating cereal with a fork
Juanita said, "That's ridiculouso!"
Her butt is soooo big. ..
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A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
Cop: "Put your ..