What is Crotch Monkey?
1.
A person who overhears others making plans and invites themselves along.
Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
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2.
an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear
guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
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3.
It's What You Say To Someone Who Wants To Get into You're Pants Or If There Simply Being A Dummy.
1.Hey KaeLan, Stop Being Such A little Crotch Monkey.
2. Yah, He Like Totally Slapped My Butt What A Little Crotch Monkey.
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4.
an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.
"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!
