What is Crotch Monster?
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A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.
"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"
"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
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A hungry
Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.
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Advanced human like creatures and or aliens that comes from a distant planet bent on world domination, being shitty neighbors, lighting ..