Crotch Monster

What is Crotch Monster?

A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.

"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"

"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.

See child, birth control, candy, prostitots

A hungry midgetthat lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

See wysiwyg

Hammer Hog

1. Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch. See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her. See Kyle..

Breakfinner

1. The meal between breakfast and dinner. I'm going out to breakfinner. Do you want me to bring you back a doggie bag? See breakfast..

Vtown

1. dont be bored, get board i was watching a commercial and it was dont be board, get bored...

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