Crotch Mop

What is Crotch Mop?

Retail slang for tampon.

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.

See tampon

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

See tampon

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