Crotch Mullet

What is Crotch Mullet?


1.

When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.

Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it

2.

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!


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