What is Crotch Mullet?
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When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.
Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it
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When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.
Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!
Random Words:
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the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon
"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"..
