What is Crotch Mullet?
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When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.
Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it
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When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.
Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!
Random Words:
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v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in..
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To reach male orgasm.
After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broada man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.
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Another term used for "ear wax".
That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder...
