Crotch Mullet

What is Crotch Mullet?


1.

When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.

Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it

2.

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!


90

Random Words:

1. A forward curved blade usually around 12-15 inches in length, excelling at chopping/cutting motions. Can be used as a weapon but also a ..
1. The act of sneaking into your friends room when they arn't there and leaving wierd things on their computer. Quix- present tence ..
1. Someone who does themselves no favours what so ever. They do not care how they affect other people and just try to fuck up everybodys wa..