What is Crotch Muppet?
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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...
Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..
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The act of ejaculating over the body of a female on a saturday night, then stripping her of her clothes, cash, and phone, and finally th..
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An abbreviation for keep your hand outta my pocket bitch!
Your at the mall and your girl wants to buy something expensive:
"Hey h..
