Crotch Muppet

What is Crotch Muppet?

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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?

Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!

Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!

Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..
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