What is Crotch Muppet?
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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...
Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..
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A woman, usually in her early to mid 30s, who marries a man at least 10 years older who already has children in their teens. She then fo..
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Two in the pank, one in the stank and thumb on the joystick.
She just loves it when I use the ALABAMA LOVE GUN on her!!!!
See clit, pu..
