What is Crotch Muppet?
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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...
Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..
Random Words:
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An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. ..
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Sex between true soulmates, who can express their feelings for each other through actions, not words.
My boi to me: I wish I could come..
