Crotch Noodge

What is Crotch Noodge?

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

See cock tease, box lock, sex, foreplay, tease, taunt, put out, horizontal mambo, dildo, cunt, twat, teaser

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