What is Crotch Noodge?
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a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)
Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.
(Also, a twat noodge)
"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."
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