What is Crotch Noodle?
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a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.
Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.
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A phrase used to describe an awful smell
Becca: *Opens lunch bag*
Emma: EW! What did your mom pack you for lunch?
Becca: fish salad.
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The kid in your area who likes men but rejects it and lies about liking women.
"Dude Matt was DEFINITLY hitting on that dude at th..
