Crotch Noodle

What is Crotch Noodle?


1.

a piece of food that falls into the pubic region undetected and becomes entwined therefore, after days is found dangling and stinky in your unshaven, uncut pubic yarn.

Doctor, my balls are extremely sore. I think it started when i first discovered my cheddar and bacon flavored crotch noodle.

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