Crotch Patty

What is Crotch Patty?

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams

man: dude u dont have a girl friend

dude: i know!

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