What is Crotch Pheasant?
1.
A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.
"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"
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2.
a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached
"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....
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