Crotch Pheasant

What is Crotch Pheasant?


1.

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

See croch pheasant, crotch-pheasant, crotchpheasant

2.

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached

"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....

See crotch, pheasant, bird, rape, willy, attack


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