Crotch Potato

What is Crotch Potato?

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

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K0kkb-i-0kkx0rz

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Jo-po

1. Short for jack off-pass out. It's when you crank one out to help you sleep Dude, I can't sleep. I think Ima just Jo-Po See j..

Buggermaquilt

1. Term used if something bad in life happens Your dog just dies. Aw buggermaquilt..

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