Crotch Potato

What is Crotch Potato?

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

See Mojo King Bee

Ibayh

1. (phrase) I'll Be At Your House IBAYH tomorrow for the party! See lol, rofl, ibayh, brb, asap..

Urethral Social Networking

1. The Clap. I have over 200 friends on my Urethral Social Networking page. See std, social networking, the clap, sex, friends..

Up-the-butt Girl

1. A girl who receives anal sex willingly, despite feeling somwhat dirty and superfrumpyafterwards. "Baby, please don't tell you..

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