What is Crotch Puppet?
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1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.
2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about
3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O
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A term for someone you strongly dislike that seems to be homosexual and says bitchy things.
Tyler is a fag ass bitch
See homo, bitchy,..
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To jerk offinto a condom.
Generally for people that have a lot of money.
Woah, hes rich.. obviously does the Rich Mans Wank
See wank,..
