What is Crotch Puppy?
1.
a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral sex on women.
That boy over there is a crotch puppy
My boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy
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1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.
Gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot"
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