Crotch Rock

What is Crotch Rock?

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A brand of music that is marked by the mental image of, as you listen and close your eyes, you can see the lead singer clutching his crotch through a pair of shiny leather pants to make his voice sound more like he is oraly farting than singing. Other signs: guitarists who frequent the pelvic thrust and power stance, drummers who play enormous drum sets and spin their sticks while playing

"Dude, have you heard the new albums from Nickelback and Creed?"

"Uh, no, I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to crotch rock."

See d bag, music, diarrhea
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